I have Chlamydia!

Meet Chlamydia, the life-size art doll love-child of my two homoriffic friends- I tell you they're homoriffic because who else would name a giant creepy cloth mannequin "Chlamydia" ? 

Anyways, Chlamydia has been taking a little arty vaycay at my house for the past few months. I originally borrowed her to photograph my jewelry on, but she was a little too eerie for my Etsy shop, which is saying something.

Custom Order, Da-da-da-dun!

Alyssa, a super-cool lady who owns an Apairy, sent me about 50 of her bees to use my jewelry    :)

I've made her 2 pairs of earrings:

2 Necklaces:

AND

A Queen Bee brooch :

More insect jewelry at www.etsy.com/shop/killjarjewelry

Always do unto others before they do unto you.

Happy Thanksgiving,Assholes!

5 Adobe Illustrator tutorials I'm loving:

5. Create a balanced T-shirt Graphic

4. Create a Cute Creature

3. Create Wood Grain

2. Create a Gruesome Zombie Illustration

1. Combine texture and vector

What I've been doing (that's not blogging)

Keeping it real with my Etsy: 









 Creating designs for my Zazzle store, Simon Spook:







Being ill. Don't have pictures.

Lookie what PapaSpook brought home!

Beautiful, isn't she? My hubs caught her with no gloves on! I was kind of freaking out the WHOLE TIME I was putting her in resin.

This is a direct order...

This is what I did today.....

Had lunch with my BFF Kate and my good friend Yolanda (who is sitting on the other side of the table) at a Vietnamese Bistro

Went to the National Funeral Museum with said friends. Took a picture in a coffin. Saw some super sweet old school hearses, caskets of various materials, a history of embalming annnddddddd:

I GOT TO KNEEL IN FRONT OF A MICHAEL JACKSON SHRINE. This was just randomly stuck in the Dia De Los Meurtos exhibit- the candles on the floor are those cheap "Jesus" candles but with Mj's face- there are also a few photographs and on the table sits a jar of Peter Pan Peanutbutter emblazoned with Michael Jackson! I can die now, I've seen everything I need to see.

I try to take life one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once.